The sorcerous vampire Thume
Summoned Succubus up to his room
Where they argued all night
Over who had the right
To drain away what, and from whom.
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There once was a vampires named Mabel,
Who's mentral cycle was stable,
by the light of the moon,
she took out a spoon,
and drank herself under the table.
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hehehehe. i like that one.
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